Sarah Nerd's Penis Support Line.

When I was 18 I was a telemarketer for a very very short period. Until Tonight, I really never thought I would use the skills I learned there again. I doubt this guy understood half of what I said because I couldn't understand half of what he said, But it was amusing to me at least, so here it is unedited typos, bad spelling and all.

[15:57] ElGru Flow: hi
[15:58] ElGru Flow: my have buy 1 cock
[15:58] ElGru Flow: my wont delet this cock
[15:58] ElGru Flow: im cock in hand right
[15:58] ElGru Flow: ??
[16:00] Sarah Nerd: You can right click it and select detach
[16:00] ElGru Flow: not function
[16:00] ElGru Flow: not delet
[16:01] Sarah Nerd: Just so I get the full picture here, are the balls
still attached, and if so are the soft and hanging, or have they been
excited and bunched up a bit?
[16:02] ElGru Flow: wheit
[16:02] ElGru Flow: whait
[16:03] Sarah Nerd: Have you taken any viagara in the last 12 hours? I
need to know these things to make a proper judgement call
[16:04] ElGru Flow: not viagra buy me
[16:04] ElGru Flow: solo cock
[16:04] ElGru Flow: this cock fly
[16:05] Sarah Nerd: So Your at this alone? Have you considered lubricants
as a sexual aid? They can make the solo experience far more pleasurable.
[16:05] ElGru Flow: is not normal
[16:05] ElGru Flow: not lubrificant
[16:05] ElGru Flow: cock
[16:05] ElGru Flow: fly
[16:05] ElGru Flow: hand right
[16:05] ElGru Flow: click delete
[16:06] ElGru Flow: I have put the penis in the right hand only that it is not removed piu
[16:07] Sarah Nerd: Sir I think we are losing things in translation
here, but if I am understanding right, Your penis is hard and attached
and you can't get it off or down. You arn't using lube although this is
a solo job. Are we on the same page so far?
[16:07] ElGru Flow: I have tried to replace but it does not go
[16:08] ElGru Flow: yes
[16:08] ElGru Flow: ok im try and delete this
[16:08] Sarah Nerd: Have you tried right clicking the cock and selecting sit here?
[16:08] ElGru Flow: yess
[16:09] Sarah Nerd: And what results did you get with that Sir?
[16:09] ElGru Flow: not delete
[16:10] Sarah Nerd: You right click it, you select delete and nothing?
[16:10] ElGru Flow: nothing
[16:10] Sarah Nerd: Have you tried giving a dirty whore a good pounding? Sometimes that loosens things up a bit
[16:11] ElGru Flow: how?
[16:12] Sarah Nerd: Well it usually starts out with about 50L, you pass
her the lindens, she bends over against a car in a parking lot, and you
slide it in and give it to her good and hard. If shes new her pussy
might be tight enough to grab the cock and loosen it up a bit, If shes
an old pro your efforts might be usless
[16:13] ElGru Flow: im tree
[16:13] ElGru Flow: im try
[16:13] Sarah Nerd: Your tree?
[16:13] Sarah Nerd: Ok cool
[16:13] ElGru Flow: thank
[16:14] Sarah Nerd: Let me know how it works out.
[16:14] ElGru Flow: ok