Superman Enters Second Life

Spotted over Nine Inch Nerds, many new people were surprised and somewhat confused to see [w:Superman] flying above, wearing glasses (sort of looking like that Clark Kent guy, but not really... maybe...) and with his shirt off.

Some suspected that it might be something in the air - a combination of kryptonite and aluminium creating a short-term memory challenged Superman. Some thought he may have run afoul of a [w:Linden Lab] employee. Still others thought that this might be a new person in one of those 'buy and wear for a few days' avatars.

Everyone was wrong. Superman, being new, hadn't quite figured out how to detach the glasses. And he also couldn't find his shirt in his inventory. Plus, he said, "my ao is giving trouble can you help me pleez?"

Disappointed to find out that everyone could fly in SecondLife, that he was slower than a landbot, that he was less powerful than a drunk Linden...

'this sux0rz.'

This was a test of the Emergency Parody System. This was only a test.

No superheroes were harmed or disillusioned during this test. No hamsters were electrocuted. No corporations were involved, though corporate involvement in disillusioned superheroes and electrocuted hamsters cannot be confirmed or denied.